I HAVE USED UP ALL MY SUPERLATIVES

OK, so WaPo has an article about the new book "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" (link might require free registration). Cool, cool, I can totally dig me some zombies in my Austen; got to go pick that up in paperback. And then I see the last two lines of the article.

As for Grahame-Smith, he reportedly has signed a princely deal for two more "historical" books. The first has no announced release date, though it does have a title:

"Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter."

I need this now.
NOW NOW NOW
I NEED THIS LIKE BURNING

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN WOLVERINE!LINCOLN AND HE IS THE EPITOME OF AU AWESOME