This Was Bad Timing, I Think
Oct. 8th, 2009 08:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
12:35 PM: Begin Max Brooks' World War Z. Read pages 1 to 54.
6:22 PM: Arrive home. Continue reading World War Z, pages 55 to 101.
7:05 PM: Begin quietly assessing how much food is in my cupboards in case of quarantine slash zombie uprising.
7:12 PM: Start computer.
7:13 PM: Go to "ready.gov" for disaster preparedness information.
7:14 PM: Follow "ready.gov" link to latest H1N1 update from the CDC.
7:17 PM: Check work email to see if H1N1 vaccine is available yet.
7:48 PM: Quietly and firmly remind myself of low fatality rate (and definite non-zombifying properties) of H1N1.
7:50 PM: Firmly put away World War Z for evening.
8:25 PM: Read section about the ineffectiveness of modern combat weaponry against the undead and a river of zombies ("Zack"s) streaming up the Saw Mill River Parkway from Manhattan.
8:26 PM: ....I said, put it away.
6:22 PM: Arrive home. Continue reading World War Z, pages 55 to 101.
7:05 PM: Begin quietly assessing how much food is in my cupboards in case of quarantine slash zombie uprising.
7:12 PM: Start computer.
7:13 PM: Go to "ready.gov" for disaster preparedness information.
7:14 PM: Follow "ready.gov" link to latest H1N1 update from the CDC.
7:17 PM: Check work email to see if H1N1 vaccine is available yet.
7:48 PM: Quietly and firmly remind myself of low fatality rate (and definite non-zombifying properties) of H1N1.
7:50 PM: Firmly put away World War Z for evening.
8:25 PM: Read section about the ineffectiveness of modern combat weaponry against the undead and a river of zombies ("Zack"s) streaming up the Saw Mill River Parkway from Manhattan.
8:26 PM: ....I said, put it away.